Military Honors Advocate Gifts

"I prefer people who are known."

Moustached gentleman

'Forget what?'

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Cheek

Support the Troops

Base chapel.

"I bet you miss your brother."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

Memorial Day

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

'I'll have the hero sandwich.'

Gay and lesbian support group.

"There's no middle ground with Mrs. Havershaw..."

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

Post Traumatic Death Disorder

'Uhm... Independence Day fireworks? Well...our war plane crew believed they were taking fire from anti-aircraft weapons...ain't that funny?'

"- And then I get these overwhelming desires to make love to a man in uniform...."

Mick Jagger Knighthood - "I wish he'd keep still..I'll have his flaming ear off in a minute!"

'No need to stand to attention, Sergeant!' - Philippa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

Wanna see my new medal?