Chivalry Advocate Gifts

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Coronavirus Windmills

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

I want to hold your hand

"Are you cold dear?"

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Don Quixote

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Lancelot put to the Test.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.