"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."
Chivalry Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your chivalry enthusiast? Our collection features witty and warm items that showcase appreciation for gallant manners and noble spirit. Ideal for those who believe in the art of courtship, integrity, and respectful gestures, these products add a touch of elegance and humor to any personality. Whether it's for a romantic partner, a noble friend, or that fellow who always upholds the virtues of kindness and bravery, you'll find something that resonates with their love of chivalry.
"There goes your knighthood."
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"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."
'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'
"Be fair - you have to admit that George takes his appointment seriously..."
"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"
Prince
Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
"The knights of the round accent table"
Missing You.
Car joust.
Coronavirus Windmills
Don Quixote
A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess
Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated
"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."
"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"
"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."
What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.
My Knight in shining Armour.
'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
Don Quixote
"Are you cold dear?"
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
'You won!'
'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'
"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
Man proposes holding a balloon.
'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'
Knight
Chivalrous Snowman
'But sinister gales - with that armour?'
Chivalry Lover Gifts Collection
Chivalry Lover Mugs
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Chivalry Lover Pillows
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Chivalry Lover Prints
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Chivalry Lover T-Shirts
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