Chivalry Connoisseur Gifts

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Don Quixote

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Sir Cowalot.