Chivalry Enthusiast Gifts

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"I just couldn't take all that clanking any more."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Knight in shining armour.

Bus conductor asks if anyone will have a large,wet lady sit on their lap

"No problem, sweetheart; danger is my business."

"After you fair damsel, for I fear I may be some time."

Coronavirus Windmills

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."

"I guess my Knight in Shining Armor is resting between challenges!"

Chivalrous Snowman

"You won't mind if we go Dutch will you?"

"A date? Que bien! You know, a gentleman always pays for everything."

"A gentleman would open the door for me."

A Chivalrous Independent Woman.

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

"What happened to women and children first?"

Missing You.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Never Fails

Don Quixote

'You won!'

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

"I am sooooo tired. I've been standing on my feet since 9 this morning."

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'There hath got to be a better way to do this!.'

Corpse Candles (Legend of Croquemitaine).

"The knights of the round accent table"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."