Cavalry Enthusiast Gifts

So Sympathetic

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

A street fight.

'You won!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

Knight

Chivalrous Snowman

Soldier and wife with a baby

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Brunhilde

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.