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So Sympathetic

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

A street fight.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Soldier and wife with a baby

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Brunhilde

Lancelot put to the Test.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.