Cavalry T-Shirts

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

I want to hold your hand

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Don Quixote

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'Well this is awkward.'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Soldier and wife with a baby

Knight

Chivalrous Snowman

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Lancelot put to the Test.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Sir Cowalot.