Cavalry Pillows

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

I want to hold your hand

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'Well this is awkward.'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knight

Soldier and wife with a baby

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Chivalrous Snowman

Lancelot put to the Test.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Sir Cowalot.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'