Chivalry Pillows

Don Quixote Video Game

"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race."

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Sword

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

The real reason men hold the door for women.

Romantic Dreams

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

Man watching whilst a woman bends down to pick up flowers

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Thank, Baldo. You're such a gentleman, not like Joey. He's such an inconsiderate bum."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"You never hold the door open for me."

Knight

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

Don Quixote

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Are you cold dear?"

I want to hold your hand

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Don Quixote

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.