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A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

I want to hold your hand

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Lancelot put to the Test.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Sir Cowalot.