Chivalry Enthusiasts Pillows

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

I want to hold your hand

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'None shall pass!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Lovers

Chivalrous Snowman

Medieval King

Knight