Chivalry Fan Pillows

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

'We're both in danger from this guy.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'How do you go to the bathroom in that outfit?'

"I appreciate you helping me to keep warm but just your jacket wouldn't been enough."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

I want to hold your hand

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'