Chivalry Lover Pillows

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"There goes your knighthood."

Punch Initials- S

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

"Be fair - you have to admit that George takes his appointment seriously..."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Prince

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Don Quixote

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knight

Chivalrous Snowman

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'