Chivalry Appreciator Pillows

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

'He knows how to treat a lady.'

Princess Carpet

"We should speak to Bob about appropriate ways to express customer appreciation!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Lancelot put to the Test.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.