Chivalry Fans Pillows

All Knight Diner

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

I want to hold your hand

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Lancelot put to the Test.