Chivalry Fans Prints

All Knight Diner

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Missing You.

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

I want to hold your hand

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.