Chivalry Fan Gifts

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

'We're both in danger from this guy.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'How do you go to the bathroom in that outfit?'

"I appreciate you helping me to keep warm but just your jacket wouldn't been enough."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Missing You.

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

I want to hold your hand

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight