Chivalry Enthusiasts Gifts

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

I want to hold your hand

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'None shall pass!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight

Medieval King