Chivalry Aficionado Gifts

Car joust.

Sir Cowalot.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Well, since you're asking, my experience has been that chivalrous guys always finish last.'

'See, chivalry isn't dead!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Knights of the bedside table.

Missing You.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Are you cold dear?"

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Knight walking a dog.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight

Banting in the Yeomanry

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'