Chivalry Aficionado Mugs

Car joust.

Sir Cowalot.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Well, since you're asking, my experience has been that chivalrous guys always finish last.'

'See, chivalry isn't dead!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Knights of the bedside table.

Missing You.

Coronavirus Windmills

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

Knight walking a dog.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Banting in the Yeomanry