Chivalry Aficionados Mugs

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'After you,dear!'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Don Quixote

My Knight in shining Armour.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knight

Chivalrous Snowman

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Lancelot put to the Test.