Chivalry Lovers Mugs

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

Don Quixote

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Don Quixote

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Lancelot put to the Test.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.