Chivalry Admirers Mugs

'You're not a sport are you Lancelot?'

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

'Not here - home!'

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Are you cold dear?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Don Quixote

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Chivalrous Snowman

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

Lancelot put to the Test.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'