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'You're not a sport are you Lancelot?'

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

'Not here - home!'

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.