Chivalry Devotee Gifts

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Please Give

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight

Chivalrous Snowman

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'