Chivalry Critics Pillows

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Missing You.

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Don Quixote

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

I want to hold your hand

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'You won!'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

IOC and human rights.

Knight

Chivalrous Snowman

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Lancelot put to the Test.