'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'
Chivalry Critics Gifts
Looking for a gift for your chivalry critic friend or family member? Explore our collection of witty, creative products that poke fun at the traditional notions of chivalry. These unique items are designed to amuse and entertain, whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or art prints. Show your appreciation for their sharp wit with presents that celebrate their cleverness in style.
"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"
Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."
"The knights of the round accent table"
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
Missing You.
Car joust.
Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated
Don Quixote
"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."
Coronavirus Windmills
A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess
"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
My Knight in shining Armour.
I want to hold your hand
"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."
'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'
What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.
"Are you cold dear?"
Don Quixote
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'
'You won!'
'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'
IOC and human rights.
"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."
Knight
'But sinister gales - with that armour?'
Chivalrous Snowman
'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'
Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.
'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'
"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"
Chivalry Critics Gifts Collection
Chivalry Critics Mugs
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Chivalry Critics Pillows
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Chivalry Critics Prints
Browse our collection of prints that humorously explore the world of chivalry critics—great for decorating and sparking conversations.
Chivalry Critics T-Shirts
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