Contact Sports Cavalryman Pillows

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Missing You.

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Are you cold dear?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Don Quixote

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'Well this is awkward.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Chivalrous Snowman

Football Violence

Soldier and wife with a baby

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

The Royal Hussars

Col. Lionel Bellum.

So Sympathetic

conversing using table tennis technology

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

"What happened to women and children first?"

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"