Contact Sports Cavalryman Pillows

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Missing You.

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'Well this is awkward.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You won!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Football Violence

Chivalrous Snowman

Soldier and wife with a baby

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

The Royal Hussars

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

Col. Lionel Bellum.

So Sympathetic

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

"What happened to women and children first?"

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."