Cavalryman T-Shirts

Irregular men and horses of the Bucksbridge Yeomanry

Soldier and wife with a baby

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

High Riders of the Old West

Missing You.

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

The First Cone of Shame.

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

Used wheels

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'Well this is awkward.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"Too much club."

'You won!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

"Let's just binge watch this."

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

Chivalrous Snowman

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Genius Bar

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers