Cavalry Admirer Gifts

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

(Camel paintings)

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Missing You.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Car joust.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Mohammad's motors

Coronavirus Windmills

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Are you cold dear?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Don Quixote

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Chivalrous Snowman

My horse for a kingdom.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Lancelot put to the Test.