Military Honor Collector Gifts

"I like to wear one big medal instead of a bunch of tiny ones."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Cheek

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."