Honor Collector Gifts

Army general with a support for his medals.

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

I only have eyes for you

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Self-esteem room

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Employee of the month...

Tree of Love

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Queen.

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

Queen Anne