Heraldry Collector Gifts

'Rather unusual, Mr Wembley, but our research department assures us this is your coat of arms.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You're on a what?!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"But I use all of them!"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

Replica Football Merchandise

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

"Is that a new watch?"

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Army general with a support for his medals.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

King

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

Leap Heir