Heraldry Collector Pillows

'Rather unusual, Mr Wembley, but our research department assures us this is your coat of arms.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"You're on a what?!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"But I use all of them!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Replica Football Merchandise

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"Is that a new watch?"

King

Army general with a support for his medals.

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

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