Royalty Collector Pillows

"Those days are over. I pretty much sit around now and collect my royalties."

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Queen.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Queen Anne

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

King

'Strange as it may seem, you have the common cold.'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

The King Of L.A.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!