Heritage Collector Pillows

Southwark Fair.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Primitve God symbol

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."