Heritage Collector Pillows

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Southwark Fair.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Replica Football Merchandise

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Primitve God symbol

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'