Collector Of Relics Pillows

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The First Printed Bible

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Posh Easter Egg

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Primitve God symbol

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

Removal Van.