Collector Of Relics Gifts

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Primitve God symbol

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"