Relic Collectors Gifts

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Teenagers!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"You're on a what?!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"