Relic Collectors Pillows

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"You're on a what?!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

Teddy and friends.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'