Memorabilia Collector Gifts

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

'Eveyone get a Bobblehead Night, except me...'

'What do you mean, you don't think you're the most important thing in my life anymore.'

Discography of OJ Simpson's Memorabilia.

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

Replica Football Merchandise

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Billy. The Kid.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Downton Abbey Road"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

French Army knife

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Baseball Cheating

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Sean Connery