Collecting Memorabilia Gifts

"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

'Quit picking at it, you'll make it worse!!'

"I give it a year."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Lionel Messi

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'Some hero you turned out to be...'

William Gladstone

Prison gift shop.

Rule Britannia!

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

Snow White taking the seven dwarves to a pediatrician.

'You're awfy easily provoked, are you no?' 'Them's fightin' words!'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'

Phil Collins

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Mike Tyson

Sean Connery

The Oxo Tower. The Bisto Tower.

Fossil bands

Washington tossing theTupperware

Pirate

'A BRAIN!' 'A HEART!' 'THE NERVE'

'C'mon up, Mr. Kile. You've been traded to the Angels.' (Death of Darryl Kile)

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Discarding the Masks

Johnny Cashpoint.

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Baseball Cheating

'Bloody warmongers!'