School Award Collector Gifts

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Yearbook

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Cat Show

Dad Trophies

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Pinata Trophies

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Zdeno Chara

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Employee of the month...