School Awards Gifts

Yearbook

A Puppet Named Juan

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Oscars 2024

Pinara fund

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

Norman E-Mailer

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'