School Awards Mugs

Yearbook

A Puppet Named Juan

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Win - win

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Pinara fund

Oscars 2024

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Norman E-Mailer

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."