School Competitions Gifts

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Yearbook

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eat my dust!"