Competitions Gifts

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Judges holding up numbers - judge at the end has a sign which says 'how much for a 10?'

"We lost!"

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

100k Desert Crawl

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'Misspell, M-I-S-P-P-E-L-L, misspell.'

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'

'Who wants to see second prize in the sales contest?'

Rugby players catching trophy

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Senior Olympics

You are no longer in jeopardy.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

Internet first

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

Arm and leg wrestling.

'Can somebody please find Y?'

Butterfly Competitions

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Cat show success.

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'His horse came in at 100 to 1 - last!'

Skiers

Dog Show