Competition Gifts

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

John McEnroe

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'We feel that being one step ahead of the competition is no longer an adequate buffer zone.'

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

"How are her scores?"

We are here...'In a nutshell...'

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Beginner approaching the lane.

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'Simms is causing some real morale problems with the sales staff.'

"We've voted you off the island."

"We don't fight all the time, only when we're together."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

'The grudge match.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

Horse Riding Trophy

'Remember kids, school sports isn't just about winning - it's also about some serious after-school peer domination!'