Competition Challenger Gifts

"I'm sorry, Dad, but I can't accept losing like a man."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Trojan Hurdler.